How the News Should Have Been Reported....

June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson, superstar died today. Michael died of a drug overdose of an anesthesia given to him by his personal Doctor, Conrad Murray. Dr. Murray was giving Michael anesthesia to help him sleep.

Dr. Murray had been hired by AEG, to accompany Michael to London. Although he is not licensed to practice medicinein London.He was to help Michael get healthy, so that he could perform his fifty shows.

AEG really helped Michael,They assisted him in geting to rehearsals, and conveniently provided Hi-depth recordings of his rehearsals for Michael’s personal library. They also generously provided a Doctor, his house, his transportation, his security, and even paid his chef. All they ask for in return, Michael’s music catalogue, put up as collateral.

Dr. Murray worked extremely hard trying to save him. It only took an hour and half to call 911. The call was so strenuous for him he had to call,Prince for assistance. Although he managed to make several other calls while Michael lay dying.

Upon calling 911, Dr. Murray a cardiologist realized he had made a mistake, giving poor Michael CPR on the bed. He began to follow the 911 operators advice and move him to the floor. After hearing this the 911 operator's advice, realized Michael was in capable hands and ignoring protocol, hung up the phone.

After arriving at 12:22 paramedics immediately loaded Michael Jackson into the ambulance and made the long 3 mile drive in only 51 minutes, arriving at UCLA at 1:13.

Awaiting him were friends and family, and the paparazzi that were unable to get even one photo of Michael being wheeled into a public hospital. Unfortunately, Mike did not make it and TMZ pronounced him dead at 2:20 PM. Worrying how this might look publicly, Mike was actually pronounced at 2:26 by an actual Doctor at UCLA, who because of the fire alarms going off could not be found to sign the death certificate, so poor Latoya, Michael’s sister had to do it.
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Michael’s death was announced later at a press conference, by Michael’s brother Jermaine and Michael’s long fired manager Tohme Tohme. It was extremely generous of Tohme to remain at Jermaine’s side during this time of grief, even if Michael did fire him more than a month prior.

Within hours of his death, someone in Michael’s family being aware of Michael’s financial predicament relieved his entire security and house staff from their duty. Leaving the house open for the Jackson family to conveniently go and retrieve Michael’s belongings by the truck load.

A few days latter the L.A. police department being big fans of Michael, and being as efficient as they are decided it might be a crime scene.

The memorial will be held on July 7th Internment immediately following at Forest Lawn on September 4th, 2009.



After Michael Jackson’s autopsy was released it showed Michael Jackson, died acute Propofol intoxication, provided at the loving hands of his innocent Doctor. And a surgical scar on his abdomen he must have put there himself because all of his organs were accounted for???

Dr. Murray is still practicing medicine in Nevada and Texas. He is located at the Armstrong Medical Clinic in Houston, call and make your appointment. I am sure they are all cleaned up after the efficient officials made a search of them almost a month after Michael’s death.

Dr. Murray has since been charged with Manslaughter in the Premeditated Murder of the King of Pop. After he released his video telling the world “I did all I could do I have done noting wrong…. And the trut will prevail.” I am sure officials decided he was just too nice to charge with Murder.